Hi. My name is Shelly, and if I ever get married, I want a big ass diamond engagement ring. Stupid big. Ridiculous, gaudy, J.Lo or Beyonce big. Just ignant big. I am NOT a materialistic person. I generally don’t buy brand name clothes. Never cared enough to [...]
A couple weeks ago, a friend of mine texted me and asked me if she should send this dude a naughty pic. At first I thought this hilarious, but then I thought about it and realized this has become an everyday thought process in the age of [...]
This is a note for all the Valentine’s Day Scrooges. Here’s the thing: We all realize Valentine’s Day is an elaborate marketing scheme. We all realize you should show appreciation for your significant other 365 days per year, just like you should recognize Black History year-round. But [...]
Ladies, ladies, ladies. After this morning’s conversation in the Twitterverse, it has come to my attention that for many among us, faking ‘The Big O’ is a way of life. Now I understand sometimes if it’s not working out you just want it over with so you [...]
This is a conversation I had with a male acquaintance about another male acquaintance: Him: Jack and I have been friends since high school. How do you know him? Me: Oh, I know his fiance’. Him: Fiance?!?!?!? They must not have been together long. Me: They’ve been [...]
